The Hottie Hunter

Hottie Hunter's prolonged absence has taken a toll on his connections. So I'm here today to journey to my roots and find that which made the Hottie Hunter so great: THE PEOPLE. Yes, the people kept my Hottie Hunting alive while I nearly perished. So check out these Hottie Hunter approved links and bask in the glory of nature at its absolute best -

On 205th is a great fucking site. They've got a Hottie sanctuary on their website and I need to visit more often. See what I mean?

Hottest Girls of MySpace is legendary. Trust me. See below:

Busted Coverage is another Hottie Hunting elite site. Hot chicks and sports. Sick combination.

I've got plenty more sites to thank for keeping the Hottie Hunting alive. Stay tuned for more Hottie Hunting.

Meanwhile, the Hottie Hunter needs a Hottie of the Week. Send suggestions to hottiehunterforlife@gmail.com.

The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. The Hottie Hunter finally escaped the clutches of adult life after kicking it in the balls. So have no fear, the Hottie Hunter is not queer. I'm back by popular demand. My inbox has been overflowing with fan mail and hottie suggestions. Its time to bring back what once was a legend in the making. Let the Hottie Hunting resume!

First, lets give some quick shout outs -

A big thank you goes to College on the Record for this Hottie:

Her name is Amber and its just what the Hottie Hunter ordered after such a prolonged absence.

And another thank you goes to Dynasty Reps for this killer cutie:

My God that is a Hottielicious specimen. Her name is Lauren Stevens. But you can call her Hottie Hunter property. Hottie Hunting has its rewards my friends. And she is definitely rewarding.

Stay tuned loyal Hottie Hunters. There's more to come....

Hottie Hunters everywhere rejoice. Enjoy this video and its exotic incarnations. I know I did. Over and over again.

Here's some Hottie Hunter approved links for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy -

1. Why Women Are Whores - The Worst Breed of Whore.

2. Hottest Girls of MySpace - Christina Hall needs to meet me.

3. TastyBooze - Fuck Tequila. Give me some Rattlesnake Vodka.

4. Epic Carnival - Buzzer Beatin'

5. Poon of the SEC - Spring Ahead Poon.

6. COED Magazine - Tennis Hottie.

7. Holy Taco - I used to be a DMX fan.

8. Dirty Rotten Whore - Pam Anderson is dirty.

9. Drunken Stepfather - What the hell is a Bai Ling?

10. Blog of Hilarity - Women should not sleep on planes.

11. On 205th - Pole Dancing Airlines. The only way to fly.

12. The Putdown - Seven Sexiest Music Videos.