The Hottie Hunter

The Hottie Hunter wouldn't be the man he is today without the influence of Bond. James Bond. I recognize only Sean Connery, Roger Moore, and Pierce Brosnan as true 007 material. Daniel Craig has yet to prove himself as worthy. But I digress.

I recognize that one post is a mere scratch on the semi-truck that is the 007 franchise. Thus, I'll drop a weekly tribute to the Bond girls I loved growing up until we run out of Bond Hotties. So today, I present to you the first ever Bond Hottie, Honey Ryder (played by Ursula Andress).

The Hottie Hunter loves Dr. No due to this precise scene. She's singing under the mango tree, and Bond is thinking under the bedsheets. She emerges from the water like a goddess and instantly captivates the viewers. And it helped that she was feisty as hell, ready to cut your ass into pieces with that shank.

Honey: What are you doing here? Looking for shells?

Bond: No, I'm just looking.

Bravo Mr. Bond. Bravo. You have just sparked an international craze among boys and men alike. And your boat ride at the end of the movie left you with envious fans worldwide.

I look forward to dropping some more James Bond Hotties next week. Feel free to leave suggestions for your favorites.