The Hottie Hunter

Today, the Hottie Hunter brings to you an expansion of yesterday's post. Apparently, Futbol Hotties aren't the only species to espouse team spirit. After serious searching, the Hottie Hunter was able to capture Rugby Hotties in their natural habitat. Let us analyze:

This is a classic display of female attraction methodolgy. It is simple, yet delivers explosive results. Wear as little clothing as possible, complement with stockings and pom poms, show cleavage, and flash a smile to the crowd. See how the males react with insanity?

These Hotties have infiltrated the sport. That's Charlotte Church with Catherine Jenkins. Through their covert tactics, they are able to get the inside track on potential male suitors, which also has the unintended effect of attracting outside male suitors. This in turn makes the sport an even more brutal display of male competition for Hotties.



More Charlotte Church. The unsuspecting male is caught off guard by her use of the microphone. She has subliminally instilled thoughts of fellation within the males. Violence ensues.

Body paint: The Hotties' Lethal Weapon. Men are strangely unable to walk upon sight of body paint on a Hottie. Furthermore, notice how the male on the right, appropriately named Douchey, seems to revel in the Hotties' display of nude femininity.


Flag waving is a lesser utilized method of attracting male attention. However, thsi Hottie has figured out that her body's total gyrations during the flag waving result in uncontrollable male erections. Violence erupts once again.

These Hotties have decided that older mates are more suitable to their standards. Having captured their viagra-mate, the Hotties merrily celebrate, drawing the ire of younger males and competitor females alike.

This must be a professional advertisement, but even the most sophisticated viewer would succumb to these two Hotties holding a Rugby ball. The male behind the ball may be falling prey to a heartattack at this very moment. Notice how the female on the left joyously awaits her "surprise." Only one kind of surprise is welcomed by a female with an open mouth.