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Sunday, February 17, 2008 by Hottie Hunter

The Hottie Hunter is aiming to be the TOP destination for Soccer/Futbol babe hunters. My SexyFan collection is getting bigger and bigger, much like something else everytime I hunt these hotties. Anyways, let's see what the Hottie Hunter dug up on his SexyFan quest.

This Hottie nearly got the Hottie Hunter decapitated. I was able to liberate her from the arms of the Revolutionary Guard, who had no idea that the Hottie Hunter was a fucking secret agent with superpowers. Needless to say, she was grateful. Over and over again.

While the brunette demonstrates to her friend how she pleasured me the night before, the blonde smiles invitingly at the Hottie Hunter. I RSVP'd right away.

While in Sweden, I ran into this SexyFan threesome, who chased me into a dark alley and had their way with me. I've never been the same ever since.

So apparently, Sweden has a SexyFan fucking army. These three beauties had me shaking in my dreams for weeks.

Croatian SexyFans. Look at those smiles. I believe they've been using some type of whitening product.



This Croatian chick is sensational. I wonder of she's a celebrity or the wife of a soccer player? She wouldn't let me play with her. I was sad.

Wait, English chicks are hot? They're not all pub whores with missing teeth? Where the fuck have I been?

That's some damn good hunting I did. Damn good indeed. Is that a fucking tongue ring or a piece of gum in this chick's mouth? She better be fucking careful in that country. I'm not coming to save her. One near beheading is good enough for me.

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3 comments:

ChickenMan said...

Sports have never appealed to me, but since I am from Sweden I am well aware that the crowds are more than worth watching.

The men will be hilarious in their drunken machisimo way, trying to act all manly when all they really want to do is dress in skimpy clothes and prance around on a field slapping other men's bums on the loose pretence that somebody has done a good job.

This behaviour leaves the female fans entirely unfulfilled, which is why there are a lot of hot frustrated ladies in the stands, who could indeed gang up on you and show you the time of your life, as long as you would rather do that than watch sports.

Hottie Hunter said...

WHAT? Swedish SexyFans are deprived? Looks like the Hottie Hunter is planning a trip to Sweden. Swedish SexyFans, feel free to contact me to rendezvous.

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