The Hottie Hunter

This is straight from my guy at The Putdown. He's Hottie Hunter elite. This braud is smoking hot, off the fucking charts and into my suddenly tight pants. Her name is Federica Ridolfi and in keeping with Futbol Hottie dominance, she's best known for appearing on Italian television shows focused on Soccer.

Have you ever seen a girl and thought to yourself "Damn, I just wanna get dirty with her."? Fuck you if you never did. I think about getting straight filthy with a Hottie all the time. And this is one of them. I look in her eyes and they just scream of dirtiness to me. I'm talking headboard breaking, sheet staining, Hottie screaming, dick throbbing dirty. Ya, that's her.

I couldn't resist putting up this candid shot. Most Hotties look normal, at best, candidly. But this Hottie maintains her halo. Seriously, just look at her. Long legs, killer backside, flat tummy. Its a total package. De-fucking-licious.

Not sure if you can tell from this angle, but she's got a sick tattoo snaking up from her mid-region to her right side. Did I say she was dirty? Oops, I meant she's just plain nasty. Lady, I would give you the best 13 seconds of your life.

More Fedrica Ridolfi

If you've ever been to a car show, a drag race, a Nascar event, or even a freakin' Porsche showroom, chances are that you have eye-fucked a girl naked there. Hotties and cars go together like the Hottie Hunter and Shakira. Fucking match made in heaven. Even if it is chloroform induced.

Today, the Hottie Hunter presents to you the Hotties of car shows. This is an idea that has is boundless. Maybe I'll make it a recurring post. If you're good.


Triple threat. That's what I'm looking for at a car show.

Wow. I don't know who this is. But she looks so familiar. What did I dream of last night?

Mmmmm. Tasty.

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I'd like to inspect what's under the hood.

Exceeeellent.

I like the girl next door look. Its very attainable.

And the Hottie Hunter exits with a BOOOOM. Did ya do the motor? Did ya motor? You motorboating sonuvabitch, you.

Stumbling upon Hotties is freakin' great. The greatest discoveries in the world were stumbled upon. As the Hottie Hunter was raiding the lost art of poon chasing, Ms. Veronic Araujo scampered across my path. Needless the say, the Hottie Hunter was stunned. After a brief struggle where the Hottie Hunter's pants accidently came loose, Ms. Araujo was gleefully subdued and dragged to my lair, where I proceeded to vigorously interrogate the Hottie. Over and over again.

Its a known fact that chicks dig cars. So check out these hotties for your driving pleasure.

Welcome faithful Hunters, The Hottie Hunter has combed the Earth once again in search of Hotties for your viewing pleasure. Today, I'm dropping on you my latest find, the Body-Painted Hottie. This is a different animal, my friends. She's working hard to get noticed. So let's give her attention. Drop some comments and let the Hottie Hunter know who's your favorite. Also, get me some pics of some Hotties to post!!!

Its another Monday after a weekend full of alcohol fueled debauchery. OSU got knocked off their pedestals and the Colts caught the death penalty via the Bolts. What the fuck is going on here? Whatever. The only sanity left in the world lies in the Hunt, gentleman. Feast your salivating eyes on this bootylicious babe. Her name is Erika Medina and she's my blazing Hottie for Monday Morning. She's busy modeling all over the place and appearing on America's Most Smartest Model. I'm busy trying to figure out why she isn't in the Hottie Hunter's bedroom. She's Miss FHM July 2006 and I'm Mr. Hottie Hunter extraordinare. Its a match made in Heaven. Here's your Hottie of the Week, a full week early. ENJOY -

"I'm a mutt and proud of it! My mother is Vietnamese, Chinese, Mongolian, and Russian while my father is German, Cherokee Indian, and Irish. " She says during an interview. Well the Hottie Hunter would hump the living daylights out this hottie mutt. Take my word for it fellas, mixed girls are a man's best friend. She's another discovery of mine from the Hot Import Night scene, where she was name Miss Hot Import Night Chicago. Damn right boys, CHICAGO. This is where the talent is at. Actually, she's really from Oklahoma City. But goddammit she's a midwest girl! Enjoy the pics and drop some comments.

There's a new species of Hottie that this Hunter recently discovered. Its been classified generally before, but I'm dropping a new tag on these broads. These chicks are what we refer to as Professional Hotties. Not the Hotties you see in a corner office with a big company. Not these Hotties. These Hotties get ahead by popping male wood. They excel in being a Hottie and use it to their advantage. To the Professional Hotties, Hottieism is Life. Take my picture and notice me. Please notice me. Well, you've got the Hottie Hunter's attention. But can you hold it?

The Hottie to the right is my featured Professional Hottie, Shialemar de Guzman. And it looks like she has a friend. Ms. de Guzman, or the Orient Express as I like to call her, has a wholesome, whore next door appeal that captivates even the most seasoned peeping toms. See below for proof.

See that look that says "Recognize, fool!" She knows she's that damn hot and she's making that bank to prove it. "Bitch better have my money" she says to the magazine editors. Spoken like a true professional.



Now this is the money shot. Pouty lips and crawling, the Professional Hottie makes her job look easy. There's no denying, the cubicle chicks are second class citizens compared to this Professional Hottie. One thing they all have in common: they know they have to get on their knees to be truly successful. BOOO-YOW!

Just a special treat. Enjoy.

Gentlemen, meet Ms. Joanna Krupa, the baddest Poker playing Hottie this side of a casino. She's a Polish knockout from Chicago. Man Chicago just keeps churning out the talent. She's been known to profess her love for Poker in her interviews and on her website. She also played in the 2006 WSOP. There's only one kind of poker I'd play with this broad.



So Ms. Joanna Krupa, or future ex-wife as I like to refer to her as, has been cover girl for many magazines, including FHM, Stuff, and Maxim, to name a few. And a lesser known secret is that she was a Juggy Dancer on The Man Show. She's also been on CSI, Scary Movie 4, and Planet of the Apes.

If you want to see more of this Poker Hottie, check out Gorrilla Mask. And here's some more Hotties from the WSOP.

See below for another reason why Europe is quickly outpacing the US in virtually all women related categories (excluding wife beating and women's rights). This is a hilarious clip, but sexy at the same time. I know you want to be that guy. Ya you would.


Sexy Girls Cleaning Windows ! - A funny movie is a click away

Its Monday and I've got another reason CHICAGO ROCKS!!! For all those bears fans out there, this is for you!!! Eat it Packers!



Check the rest of today's hotties and keep an eye out later this week for my HOTTIE OF THE WEEK!

Lake Michigan. And some fine fishing.

Chicago. Where the girls drink. And boats boat.

Where the f is the lifeguard? I'll be there in a sec girls.