Showing posts with label Bond Hotties. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bond Hotties. Show all posts

Monday Morning Quarterback - Hottie of the Week!

Monday, January 7, 2008 by Hottie Hunter

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To celebrate my site's rebirth and the Hottie Hunter's return, I present to you The Hottie of the Week a full 5 days early. Enjoy her all week. She's fucking HOT. Tomorrow, flip back to this page. On hump day, dream of her. She's the stuff of fantasies. Meet Ms. Moran Atias, brought to the Hottie Hunter's attention courtesy of The Putdown.

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She's an Israeli bombshell who was a finalist for the next James Bond flick. A fucking Bond girl candidate? She's officially Hottie Hunter prey.

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She's hitting Hollywood hard. She's already starting filming some movie with Adam Sandler. That lucky bastard.


She's been crowned Ms. Israel, Miss Globe International, and Top Model of the World. She's on a rampage. I must tame this beast!

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With seductive poses like this, its no wonder she's commanding respect. Soccer players are falling over each other to date her. I think I'll take up the sport.

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Wow, my keyboard is smoking from just writing about this beauty. She's got the Hottie Hunter's heart pounding and it feels so good. So damn good.

I Like My Hotties Shaken, Not Stirred

Wednesday, November 28, 2007 by Hottie Hunter

The Hottie Hunter wouldn't be the man he is today without the influence of Bond. James Bond. I recognize only Sean Connery, Roger Moore, and Pierce Brosnan as true 007 material. Daniel Craig has yet to prove himself as worthy. But I digress.

I recognize that one post is a mere scratch on the semi-truck that is the 007 franchise. Thus, I'll drop a weekly tribute to the Bond girls I loved growing up until we run out of Bond Hotties. So today, I present to you the first ever Bond Hottie, Honey Ryder (played by Ursula Andress).


Movie: Dr. No (1962)
Name: Honey Ryder




The Hottie Hunter loves Dr. No due to this precise scene. She's singing under the mango tree, and Bond is thinking under the bedsheets. She emerges from the water like a goddess and instantly captivates the viewers. And it helped that she was feisty as hell, ready to cut your ass into pieces with that shank.

Honey: What are you doing here? Looking for shells?

Bond: No, I'm just looking.


Bravo Mr. Bond. Bravo. You have just sparked an international craze among boys and men alike. And your boat ride at the end of the movie left you with envious fans worldwide.

I look forward to dropping some more James Bond Hotties next week. Feel free to leave suggestions for your favorites.

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