The Hottie Hunter

The Hottie Hunter has been busy hunting, pillaging, and plundering. During this vikingesque trek, the Hottie Hunter found some straight up slammin' Hotties. Enjoy! For more serious Flickr Hotness, check out Hottest Flickr Girls.

"That's the closest you're getting tonight."

"I hope that guy in the back stops following me."

"Big sunglasses. I need a man with big..."

"I'm not jealous. I swear."

"Zoolander 2. The Female."

"Now touch mine!"

The Hottie Hunter has been so busy pursuing prey globally that he's inadvertently neglected the Hometown Hotties. Well fear not fellow spear weilders, The Hottie Hunter has brought forth his full contingent in hunting down the Club Hotties! Bask in their glory gentleman:

The Hottie Hunter had forgotten how spectacular Chicago Nightlife could be. Hotties love to touch each other.


And kiss each other.
Nice pose. Oh what am I doing? Oh nothing. Just staring intently into your one eye. Hoping I might get glimpse of the other eye. Oh don't tease me. Please don't tease me!

So what are you doing after work? Oh meeting your boyfriend are you? Well I can take care of that little problem for you.

Hotties love to pose for the camera. Its like birdwatching. They know your watching. They give you a little feather and fly away. Fly away Hottie. Fly!!!

Oh! OOPS! Is that a little nipple action for the Hottie Hunter? Oh you shouldn't have!

Welcome, fellow Hunters. Its come to my attention that I love College girls. They make my day. Where else but in pursuit of higher education can you find "independent," "free-thinking," "uninhibited," and "HOT" chicks? Its like a light switch goes off the second they hit the College campus. Daddy's gone! Oops, where's my panties???

I, for one, hopes she never finds them. Enjoy these pics of College Hotties at their best! For more awesomely Collegial Hotties, check out my boys at Poon of the SEC, Big Ten Poon, and Pac 10 Poon.

How's this for being prepared? The only thing left now is to find 10 to 20 guys to make sure none of the protection is wasted. Any takers?

Florida sure has some nice trees. Oh the College girls are hot too.

UCLA chicks. With a guy that looks petrified of his own shadow. Go figure.

Think I'll go visit the Delta Zeta house.

Daddy would be proud. I sure am.

The runway is an extraordinary place. Chicks line up to strut up and down in a mesmerizing display of hip swagger and zoolander expressions. Careers are launched and whores are broken in on the catwalk. Ya the catwalk ya. I'm too sexy. Yes I am.

So check out these Hotties strutting their stuff at Chicago's very own Republic Nightclub. Halloween continues in the CHI. Its a body painting Hottie-a-thon. Enjoy -

Halloween Hottie Hunting never ends!! Here's some great Hottie Shot Girls, bagged and tagged by yours truly.

Today, its a special treat for you. Hottie Halloween Part Deuce! The Hottie Hunter grabbed his Elite Hunter Unit and went Halloween Hottie Hunting, again!! One of Hottie Hunter's finest was able to snag some great Hotties for photo ops. I guess chicks dig felons. If you're wondering why the same felon is in most of the pics, he's my partner in crime. And thank god he got busted. Oh and don't look for the Hottie Hunter. I'm not in the pics. Anonymity keeps the hunt alive!! Enjoy.

Welcome Hottie Fans. The Hottie Hunter apologizes for his delayed absence. Hottie Hunting is a tough job. So the Hottie Hunter and his Special Ops Unit infiltrated one Chi-Town's baddest parties to kick off the weekend correctly. Below you will find the spoils from the Hunt. I love Halloween. Its that time of year when sluts can be sluts openly and not be ashamed of it. The excuse to dress like a whore is too tempting to pass up for most chicks. And this Hottie Hunter revels in every second of it. Enjoy -