The Hottie Hunter

So its Hump Day and I'm sure you can figure out what the Hottie Hunter does on days like this. So I won't dwell on it. My people over at College on the Record have come through with another SMOKIN HOTTIE. Meet Chelsy. She's representing Ohio State University, which we all know is a Hottie haven.

So this is Chelsy calling the Hottie Hunter and planning a special evening for just the two of us. And her sorority sisters of course. See that kiss? That was just for me. Don't be hatin'.

So this is how I caught Chelsy. On top of a walrus. It was love at first sight. How could you resist that smile?

The Hottie Hunter encourages female intra-gender oral curiosity. And Chelsy seems to like it. Damn, I need to take a trip back to OSU. Chelsy, send me an invite. The Hottie Hunter is always looking for a good time. And I know from experience, OSU is packed with good times.

The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. The Hottie Hunter finally escaped the clutches of adult life after kicking it in the balls. So have no fear, the Hottie Hunter is not queer. I'm back by popular demand. My inbox has been overflowing with fan mail and hottie suggestions. Its time to bring back what once was a legend in the making. Let the Hottie Hunting resume!

First, lets give some quick shout outs -

A big thank you goes to College on the Record for this Hottie:

Her name is Amber and its just what the Hottie Hunter ordered after such a prolonged absence.

And another thank you goes to Dynasty Reps for this killer cutie:

My God that is a Hottielicious specimen. Her name is Lauren Stevens. But you can call her Hottie Hunter property. Hottie Hunting has its rewards my friends. And she is definitely rewarding.

Stay tuned loyal Hottie Hunters. There's more to come....

It has come to the Hottie Hunter's attention that the Big Ten assclowns ordered their lawyers to shutdown Big Ten Tailgate. Apparently, nobody informed the BigTen or other like-minded corporate money-molesters that the fans are their lifeblood. Without knowing the details of this power-move, the Hottie Hunter knows that he can't watch BigTen games, and now the NFL is making it difficult to enjoy a football game. But you know what we have? HOTTIES. We will always have Hotties. So here's a big smile and a middle finger for all of you. Get a fucking life. Blogging is the future. Adapt or die.

Meghan is yet another Chicago native. She enjoys her time at Indiana University (another safe haven for Hotties), and she loves chocolate. Anything chocolate. Well Meghan, it just so happens that the Hottie Hunter shares your enthusiasm for cocoa. When shall we get married?



Dr. Lucky is just another name for The Hottie Hunter. Trust me. This Hottielicious lady is Brigid and she's badgeriffic. The University of Wisconsin is famous for their party skills, but Brigid won't let you forget about their Hottie talent. Well then, Dr. Lucky has to make a house call.

Rochelle here is a Spartan. And I am the Persian. Shall we see if we can get my army through? She loves cookies and still looks this damn hot. The Hottie Hunter loves College Hotties for this very reason. They can eat anything and still hold their own against a Victoria's Secret Model, without the binging and purging. Look at that stomach. Yummy.

Holy wood-in-my-pants Batman! Who is this Hottie? This is Melanie, from Penn State, and this Nitanny Lion can ravage me anyday. Dare I say that she enjoys sporting events? Could this be one of the most coveted sub-species of Hottie? She loves all of the Philly teams. Can someone from Philly please stand up and give this Hottie the loving she deserves?

I hope you enjoyed the peeks at these Hotties. For hundreds of more pictures, check out Tempe12.

Gentleman, today I bring forth an issue that is equally as controversial as it is mouth-watering. The Big Lead dropped a bomb when they first reported that Marko Jaric of Timberwolf fame is playing bedroom sports with Ms. Adriana Lima. FanHouse confirmed it. Bravo Marko, Bravo. Tom Brady ain't got shit on you.

The Hottie Hunter started to wonder, which is the better catch? A professional model, or a College Hottie? The Hottie Hunter is dropping the fucking guantlet. But first, let it be known that the Hottie Hunter does not embark on this excercise to belittle any Hotties or imply anyone is unattractive. Lord knows the Hottie Hunter is awaiting his chance at a Bundchen/Lima/College Hottie sandwich. Now let's analyze below:

Seminole Hottie or Giselle? Setting aside the obvious turn-off of having allowed Tom Brady penetration, Giselle is a world famous supermodel from my favorite Hottie paradise - Brazil. What can the Seminole Hottie possibly have to compete? She's down to fucking earth, that's what. She enjoys sports, and wears cute shirts highlighting her super-college-hottie status. She's also rocking the girl next door look. That cute little smile screams of freaky bedroom antics. The Hottie Hunter chooses the Nole Girl because she fucking rocks. Credit to Hot SEC Poon for the Nole Hottie Pic.

Next up we have a battle of biblical proportions.

This UNC Hottie is off the fuckin charts. So the Hottie Hunter put her up against the legendary Ms. Hedi Klum. Heidi Klum has been rocking the world for decades now and even after she popped a few kids, she's still every man's wet dream. But guess what? She's dolled up for a living. This UNC Hottie is in her bedroom, scantily clad, with a baseball cap, and she still drops the bomb on Heidi Klum. Once again, the Hottie Hunter chooses the College Hottie. Why, you ask? One fucking reason: She'll play ball. With a college Hottie, you have a goddamn chance. They're everywhere. You remember college, don't ya? Frat parties and Hotties. I'm damn sure you've seen a Hottie of this magnitude within 20 yards of you. Heidi? Giselle? You better be a big money athlete or singer to get near that. And for what? The College Hottie is just as smoking hot or hotter. Its all about attainability fellas.

Next up is a Tennessee Hottie up against Ms. Marisa Miller:

A big thanks goes to CollegeHumor for the College Hottie. Her name is Miranda. And she's putting up a serious show against the likes of Ms. Miller. But once again, the Hottie Hunter chooses the College Hottie over the supermodel. Not only is Miranda supercute with her down-home smile, but she's showing some real school spirit. College Hotties aim to please fellas. They watch sports with their men. They get involved in shit. They're looking to drink and have fun. Supermodels? Isn't there some stereotype about coke and eating disorders? Fuck that. Give me the College Hottie who throws down for her team over that shit anyday!

Moving on, I've heard many a men say they rock instant wood if someone even mentions Ms. Adriana Ambrosia. But does anyone here recognize the Hottie I put up against her?

That's Kendall. She just happens to be one of the hottest girls from Tempe12. As in Tempe, AZ, of Arizona State University fame. And she's holding her own against one of the baddest broads this side of a lingerie show. Admittedly, this is a real tough choice. Adriana is beyond Hot. But guess what? You'll never get within ten feet of her. However, if you take a stroll on down to any College party, you can pick up a damn sexy Hottie and play a little game called just the tip. Its magical. So yes, The Hottie Hunter chooses Kendall. Give me College Hotties all day baby.

Lastly, College Hotties are fucking uninhibited. They'll do anything anywhere. See below:

Better yet, check out this article. And check out Drunken Delight. It shouldn't amaze you what happens when College Hotties drink. Regardless, give me a plastered College Hottie over a coke-snorting Professional Model anyday. Or give me both. At the same time.

I'm sure I haven't heard the last of this post. Feel free to drop comments to debate the Hottie/Model competition. Also don't forget to check out Poon of the SEC.

Its no secret that the Hottie Hunter enjoys some fine College Poon. So on Hump Day, what better than to pit some of the finest Colleges against each other for Poon dominance? Let's start with the infamous Arizona State University. The Hotties pictured above reflect the dominant demographic at ASU, Hotties. Legends abound at what happens to men that dare visit the Hottie domain of ASU. Boys become men, and men become better men. ASU Hotties, as seen below, take their Hottieness seriously.

Moving on from West Coast Hottie Hunting, I present to you the legendary Hotties of Florida State University. These Hotties make it their business to look good. See below for confirmation.



Holy crap that's some stimulating Hottieness! FSU definitely has some talent hidden away in gator country. And lately, the Hotties have been emerging from their sunshine stateness to compete with the nation's top-tier Hotties. The future prince Hottie Hunter must become a quarterback for FSU and go apeshit on the Hotties down there.

Moving on once again, the Midwest need not be left out. See below for some great Badger Hotties. Credit to my guys at Big Ten Poon for this pic. Man those guys are pioneers in Hottieism.

We all know that the University of Wisconsin is party central. So it only follows that Hotties would be lighting up the Badger scene up in the old W.


There's much more to be done with this post fellow Hottie Hunters. Chime in and let me know where else the Hottie Hunter can hunt for some fine College Poon. Send me some submissions and I'll gladly get your school up here.

Welcome, fellow Hunters. Its come to my attention that I love College girls. They make my day. Where else but in pursuit of higher education can you find "independent," "free-thinking," "uninhibited," and "HOT" chicks? Its like a light switch goes off the second they hit the College campus. Daddy's gone! Oops, where's my panties???

I, for one, hopes she never finds them. Enjoy these pics of College Hotties at their best! For more awesomely Collegial Hotties, check out my boys at Poon of the SEC, Big Ten Poon, and Pac 10 Poon.