The Hottie Hunter

Welcome faithful Hunters, The Hottie Hunter has combed the Earth once again in search of Hotties for your viewing pleasure. Today, I'm dropping on you my latest find, the Body-Painted Hottie. This is a different animal, my friends. She's working hard to get noticed. So let's give her attention. Drop some comments and let the Hottie Hunter know who's your favorite. Also, get me some pics of some Hotties to post!!!

Anywhere I go, a fly girl will please me. East to West, College girls are easy. The Hottie Hunter decided to hit the College scene to see what the studying hotties were up to. While navigating through the dormitory jungle, the Hottie Hunter was able to snag some promiscuous poon.

How's this for being prepared? The only thing left now is to find 10 to 20 guys to make sure none of the protection is wasted. Any takers?

Florida sure has some nice trees. Oh the College girls are hot too.

UCLA chicks. With a guy that looks petrified of his own shadow. Go figure.

Think I'll go visit the Delta Zeta house.

Daddy would be proud. I sure am.

The Hottie Hunter is back with another installment of Google Hotties!!! Inspired by the infamous Hottest Girls of MySpace, the Hottie Hunter treks through the treacherous Planet Google and bags the hottest Hotties he can find. Summer is long gone in my neck of the woods. The Hotties have all began their hibernation. Thus, the Hottie Hunter couldn't help but hunt girls in bikinis for your viewing pleasure. Actually its more for me. Enjoy -

She's definitely got some fire. And I really want to be the wood.

Ok. I admit this has to be a model shot. Regardless, she was hunted down through Google. This broad is smoking hot. There is a God.

That guy in the background says it all.

Probably another model shot. F*ck it. You'd tag her.

I'm pretty sure one of these Hotties is Miss Brazil. I have a plane to catch.


I guess there's only one way out of this jam. Mud wrestle.

Just a special treat. Enjoy.

Today, I borrow an idea from the Hotties of Myspace, and I present to you the Hotties of Google Images. Its surprising how much treasure has yet to be discovered from the shipwreck that is Google. Marooned on Diamond Island, Google contains priceless artifacts and poon. The Hottie Hunter risked life and limb to locate this Diamond Island and kick Gilligan and his worthless friends out (execpt Ginger and Maryann. They can stay). Without further delay, The Hottie Hunter presents the spoils of his hunt: