The Hottie Hunter

My guy over at Docksquad's Sports World turned me on to this slick vid. I've gotta say that if fat dudes worked out and this was their reward, ours would be a nation of skinny people.



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Hottie Hunters everywhere rejoice. Enjoy this video and its exotic incarnations. I know I did. Over and over again.

The NFL playoffs are in full force. And while the Hottie Hunter was watching the Jags suck dirt last night, he noticed a trend he's been eyeing for years: The Perverted Cameraman. I watched in joy as he zoomed in on the Cheerleaders, firsts on the cleavage, then the jewelbox. WOW. I love perverted cameramen. So let's see what the Hottie Hunter can hunt down today!

Cricket is an mediocre sport to us Americans. But this guy has the right idea. Bored? Catch some cleavage. But this guy borders on creepy with the baby in the picture.


This sneaky son of a bitch has an eagle eye for slips. Impressive.


I love this guys' balls. Totally camera-fucks this chick.


We all know cops are perverts in uniform. But this guy is brazen. Dirty Cop.


This is a hilarious prank. I commend this camera guy. Some of these chicks looked butch enough to blast a hole in his pants.


This one is just plain funny.


This guys is bordering on criminal.


She loves the attention.

Today, the Hottie Hunter is offering up some serious Hottie workouts. Enjoy!

Gentleman, if you've never smoked a cigar before, you may want to start now. I don't mean go out and chain smoke yourself into a coma. But grab a stogie and maybe you're lucky enough to get the one below.


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This is absolutely hilarious.



The Hottie Hunter prays everyday to never spawn a daughter. For this very reason.

So my homeboy Mac G drops a comment earlier in the week saying he loves when chicks kiss chicks. I guess he never saw my earlier post on that topic. So I'm dropping this post for him. He's the muthaphukin JP Morgan of the Blog Business, if ya didn't know. And I'm just Bennie Blanco from da Bronx. EN-FUKIN-JOY!

Waking up after a long Friday night of doing nothing? Maybe some of these funny vids will make your life worth living.




Seriously, American TV blows compared to this. These Hotties got OWNED!!!


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Special Treat for my loyal readers. Let this be your inspiration as you head out tonight hunting for an inebriated poonie to trick and treat. Enjoy -

I call her the internet illusion. This chick is all over Youtube, but nobody can figure out who she is (except the advertisers she's marketing for). This Hottie comes with a warning: NOT SAFE FOR WORK. This Hottie so hot, you'll definitely be popping wood in your cubicle. Kudos to my fellow Hottie Hunter for bagging and tagging this boobalicious broad. Once you're done here, check out more of her vids at Hotties of Youtube.

Sometimes, you have to put things into perspective. Hotties are superficial. Face it. And we hunt hotties. So what? Yes, they are hotties. But Hotties are known for pulling some of the dumbest crap this side of the sun. And its all the funnier when they fall flat on their superficial asses. Today, I present to you Superficial Saturday, a day to reflect on why we are men and they are prey. Repeat after me: No matter how hot a hottie is, I am the hunter and she is the prey. Now go braveheart some brauds.


Cheerleaders falling all over the place. Don't laugh. This could be your daughter or sister.


Sony Ipod. Nintendo flip thing. A UBS. Its all the same to a blonde.


Next time, just sit there and look good. No need to talk.


It was hot. For a second.



Here's hoping you have a day job.

The Hottie Hunter has hunted down some fine talent for all you Cubs fans to enjoy. Who cares if the Cubs couldn't beat a trailer park wife? Cubs fans are lucky to have Wrigley field, the most desired location for a ball game in the nation. Ah Wrigley, where Hotties drink and Cubs stink. For some awesome pics of Alyssa Milano in Cubs gear, check out my boy Docksquad's site. And here's a clip from the FanCam at Wrigley:

With all the hunting I do, sometimes I forget about the important things in life. I'm going to take a timeout to pay homage to those that are responsible for all that I have conquered in my lifetime. Gentleman, this prey is even more elusive than the hotties we seek out on a daily basis. Sometimes she hunts solo and sometimes she's protected by an elder male. Her hunger is so veracious, she would seduce her own offspring's mate. This creature is a defiant, confident, and dangerous animal. She'll tear your clothes off in a blink of an eye. She'll ravage your very soul during mating but desires nothing more. We can only hope to wrangle these Hotties one day and tame their whorish ways. As rare as they are alluring, these Hotties are the creators of all Hotties. I present to you, THE MILF (scientifically known as milf-pith-icus).


TONGUE RING MILF???

GROUP MILF

See below for another reason why Europe is quickly outpacing the US in virtually all women related categories (excluding wife beating and women's rights). This is a hilarious clip, but sexy at the same time. I know you want to be that guy. Ya you would.


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I admit it. The Hottie Hunter has a hard spot for european hotties. Don't judge. There's just something about a girl when you can't understand a word that she's saying, but she leaves your ass shaking like a wet puppy the first night you meet her. And the way she spends all your cash shopping during the day and disappears at night only to come home drenched in the stench of sweat, smoke, and dirty bathroom felatio. How can you resist a chick that won't flinch at hitting on your friends and dancing provocatively with strangers while you stand there feigning laughter? No my friends, you cannot resist this animal we refer to as the European Hottie. Her powers of seduction are overpowering and enduring. And I for one, am forever captured in her spell.

Soccer. A sport that no red blooded, buck shooting, pickup trucking, wife beating American would be caught dead playing. Uh, how do you say in America? Bitch, where's my beer? Monday night football is on!

Well, I say f*ck that! I'm officially hopping on the soccer wagon and riding it straight into some eastern european poon! Why, you ask? Just see below for a world class match of epic proportions. Watch how the team trains tirelessly, stretching and bending in preparation. Notice the fearless gameplay, participants willing to lose life and limb in order to win. No gentleman, this isn't just a black and white game. This is FUTBOL!!!!