The Hottie Hunter

Sorry Hottie Hunters. I know my absence has been noticeable. Today I bring to you the heat. Her name is Christina Dolce and she's a Hottie Hunter's wet dream. She made a name for herself on MySpace of all places. Horny pervs everywhere beat down her MySpace door every day, skyrocketing her to instant fame. And this smart Hottie turned it into a lucrative career.

Now would ya look at that? Gold chain and boobs from heaven. What self-respecting man could resist her?

There's just something dirty about this Hottie. And I freakin' love it. Seriously, she has to be a killer in bed. Look at how she works the camera. You can work the Hottie Hunter any day lady.

I can't stop staring at her rack. WOW. I could lay on those pillows all day. and night. Again. and again.

See what I mean by dirty. That look says it all. She's asking for it. And baby, I'm a giver.

This is straight from my guy at The Putdown. He's Hottie Hunter elite. This braud is smoking hot, off the fucking charts and into my suddenly tight pants. Her name is Federica Ridolfi and in keeping with Futbol Hottie dominance, she's best known for appearing on Italian television shows focused on Soccer.

Have you ever seen a girl and thought to yourself "Damn, I just wanna get dirty with her."? Fuck you if you never did. I think about getting straight filthy with a Hottie all the time. And this is one of them. I look in her eyes and they just scream of dirtiness to me. I'm talking headboard breaking, sheet staining, Hottie screaming, dick throbbing dirty. Ya, that's her.

I couldn't resist putting up this candid shot. Most Hotties look normal, at best, candidly. But this Hottie maintains her halo. Seriously, just look at her. Long legs, killer backside, flat tummy. Its a total package. De-fucking-licious.

Not sure if you can tell from this angle, but she's got a sick tattoo snaking up from her mid-region to her right side. Did I say she was dirty? Oops, I meant she's just plain nasty. Lady, I would give you the best 13 seconds of your life.

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Welcome Hottie Hunters. I repaired most of the site. Any other missing pictures will pop up after the end of January. By the way, Photobucket can eat it. Useless fucks.

Anyways, let's get down to some business. Hottie business. You voted and I promised you a Hottie of the Week. Here is your democratically elected Hottie of the Week - Jenna Dewan!!

Can you believe this Hottie? She turned herself into a freakin' movie star? And she started in a music video. Damn I shoulda beent the guy promising I can make her a star.

Jenna, seriously, I can still make you a star. Call me. I'll make you big time.

So the Hottie reached deep into commercial territory to present to you a well known, but little publicized Hottie. She's latin (Hottie Hunter LOVES latinas), and she's dragon-breath hot. Let's take a stroll down her Hot self.

Bet ya didn't know she was in the Big Pimpin' video. And even if you did, who cares. I didn't know. She's been in Playboy, Lowrider, XXL, and the list goes on. Daddy like.

Born to Puerto Rican parents in New York, this latin sizzler started modeling in her teens. She's never looked back. Don't let the Hottie Hunter catch you in an elevator madam.

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She's an Israeli bombshell who was a finalist for the next James Bond flick. A fucking Bond girl candidate? She's officially Hottie Hunter prey.

She's hitting Hollywood hard. She's already starting filming some movie with Adam Sandler. That lucky bastard.


She's been crowned Ms. Israel, Miss Globe International, and Top Model of the World. She's on a rampage. I must tame this beast!

Wow, my keyboard is smoking from just writing about this beauty. She's got the Hottie Hunter's heart pounding and it feels so good. So damn good.

The Hottie Hunter went deep into commercial territory to flush out this week's Hottie of the Week. Meet Ms. Ursula Mayes, a DC native with Hollywood aspirations. If you watch Deal or No Deal, she's suitcase Model No. 5. If you're into fast foreign cars, she's an Import Tuner Model. Damn those cars keep bringing in the Hotties. Oh and there's that little magazine called Maxim that introduced millions of pervs, I mean Hottie Hunters, to her likeness. Let's see what she has to offer:

The race was almost close. Erika Medina has a serious fan base, but Veronica Araujo was just too damn hot for the masses. By your popular vote, the Hottie Hunter declares Veronica Araujo the first ever Hottie of the Month!!! Seriously, this latin lovely is smokin hot! If you missed my earlier post on her, see here. Now feast your Hottie Hunting eyes on this awesome vid of your Hottie of the Month:



And this one. She's blazing hot in the skirt. Or in anything. Or Nothing.


So I hope you enjoyed the race fellow Hottie Hunters. Tune in for more Hottieism to come. As always, feel free to submit a hottie or drop a line.

Stumbling upon Hotties is freakin' great. The greatest discoveries in the world were stumbled upon. As the Hottie Hunter was raiding the lost art of poon chasing, Ms. Veronic Araujo scampered across my path. Needless the say, the Hottie Hunter was stunned. After a brief struggle where the Hottie Hunter's pants accidently came loose, Ms. Araujo was gleefully subdued and dragged to my lair, where I proceeded to vigorously interrogate the Hottie. Over and over again.

Brazil is an absolutely amazing place. They churn out Hotties like nobody's business. Brazil must be conserved for the sake of mankind. The Hottie Hunter has spoken.

Absolutely dick shattering. This Brazilian bombshell is asking for it. I mean seriously don't look back at me like that. I said stop it!

I will pull those freakin strings right off you woman! But you can keep the heels on.

So lets see how this Hottie just got Hotter. She put on a different oufit, complete with those boy shorts made from Satan himself, and boom! She just made you pop wood. See how her ass just perfectly curves? Notice how her boobs just call out to you? You'll never be the same again. Now go vote and let the Hottie Hunter know who you think should own the crown for HOTTIE OF THE MONTH!!!!

Its another Monday after a weekend full of alcohol fueled debauchery. OSU got knocked off their pedestals and the Colts caught the death penalty via the Bolts. What the fuck is going on here? Whatever. The only sanity left in the world lies in the Hunt, gentleman. Feast your salivating eyes on this bootylicious babe. Her name is Erika Medina and she's my blazing Hottie for Monday Morning. She's busy modeling all over the place and appearing on America's Most Smartest Model. I'm busy trying to figure out why she isn't in the Hottie Hunter's bedroom. She's Miss FHM July 2006 and I'm Mr. Hottie Hunter extraordinare. Its a match made in Heaven. Here's your Hottie of the Week, a full week early. ENJOY -

"I'm a mutt and proud of it! My mother is Vietnamese, Chinese, Mongolian, and Russian while my father is German, Cherokee Indian, and Irish. " She says during an interview. Well the Hottie Hunter would hump the living daylights out this hottie mutt. Take my word for it fellas, mixed girls are a man's best friend. She's another discovery of mine from the Hot Import Night scene, where she was name Miss Hot Import Night Chicago. Damn right boys, CHICAGO. This is where the talent is at. Actually, she's really from Oklahoma City. But goddammit she's a midwest girl! Enjoy the pics and drop some comments.

For those of you that know me by now, you know that I have a thing for finding Chicago talent. I know you can relate because we all want something attainable right in our backyard. Screw flying to LA to see hot chicks. Today, after some serious hunting in the concrete jungle, I was able to snag Ms. Hollyrose. This Chi-town cutie was a serious contender for Maxim's Hometown Hottie in 2006. She's a College grad with a banging bod. Whether she's runway modeling or clubbing, this bad little broad brings the pain to men's underpants everywhere. See for yourself.

I call her the internet illusion. This chick is all over Youtube, but nobody can figure out who she is (except the advertisers she's marketing for). This Hottie comes with a warning: NOT SAFE FOR WORK. This Hottie so hot, you'll definitely be popping wood in your cubicle. Kudos to my fellow Hottie Hunter for bagging and tagging this boobalicious broad. Once you're done here, check out more of her vids at Hotties of Youtube.

The Hottie Hunter is back with a freshly bagged and tagged Hottie of the Week. This week's Hottie was found hiding deep within the Hot Import Night tuner circuit. Once again, today's feature Hottie is a Chicago native and she's the cover girl for Import Tuner magazine. AND she was Miss Hot Import Night Chicago 2007. Damn that's a solid resume. She likes fast cars and a lives a fast life. That's definitely Hottie Hunter material.

I really wanted to keep this one a secret so I figure out how to lock her down for myself. But that was being too selfish I said to myself. You'll understand why my pants felt funny when I laid eyes on her. She's got that girl next door that'll ravage you look. Lady, I'm a good neighbor. Come by for some sugar.

Holy cow that was hot, even for the Hottie Hunter. She might definitely be my first ex-wife. But then again, I say that everyday. Feel free to comment if I'm seeing her through beer goggles or something.

Holy hot girl Batman!! I'm back with the Hottie of the Week! The Hunt was perilous and long. As I trekked through the hottie rainforest battling amazonian tribes bent on procreation, I almost lost hope. But there, in the distance, I saw sparkling blue eyes staring into my very soul. Captivated, the Hottie Hunter could not resist being compelled. As I neared the celestial Hottie, I saw that this was no ordinary prey. This, my friends, was the culmination of my being!

I bagged the Hottie and dragged her back to my lair. I interrogated her for days. Now I present to you the Hottie of the Week, Miss Monika. A Chicago native and a self made celebrity, she's not only sunburning hot, but she's a smart business woman in her own right. This Hottie parlayed her modeling skills into her own promotion and products companies. True to the Hottie mantra, she'll rip your heart out and make you smile while she does it.