The Hottie Hunter

Today, the Hottie Hunter departs on his journey of self-reflection and Hottie Hunterism. Much like Batman, the Hottie Hunter leaves his earthly belongings behind on a quest to find his inner Hunter, nunchcuking the shit out of disobedient ninja's along the way. But, I do not forget those that have made the Hottie Hunter so great, you, my dear apprentice Hunters.

Now I'll leave you with some Quagmire caliber links. Giggidy Giggidy.

For some MySpace Hottness, check out Hottest Girls of MySpace.

Next, meander over to Mac Gs World for some diversified entertaining.

Hang a left at the next virtual street and stop at Tasty Booze, you won't be sorry.

Whoops! How'd that get there? I thought we were whoring out websites?

Some serious vengeance awaits you at BustedCoverage. Eat it BigTen Lawyers.

Now that you're all riled up, check out Brahsome for some Morning Wood.

I'm sure you need some sports action by now so hit the Epic Carnival.

Find joy in the obligatory Lucy Pinder photo at The Putdown.

The Hottie Hunter could not resist posting this. Every man's wet dream. If you deny it, you're lying. Liar.

If you're looking for College Action, check out Losers With Socks.

Sometimes you need celebrity action, so go see DrunkenStepfather.

The name alone beckons you. Dirty Rotten Whore.

Back to some sports action, see The Big Lead.

And of course, if you need all around entertaining, check out Asylum.

If you just need to find shit to look at, Camel Tap is your spot.

And to wrap up, check out the sites in My Hottie Hunter Network on the right.

Good day fellow Hottie Hunters. Shall we start the week off on the right foot? You know, that foot they use to kick around that ball the rest of the world dare calls a futbol? I'm sure this has been done to death by now, but Soccer Hotties are immortal. This species of Hottie resides on nearly every continent and flourishes during Futbol games, during which is the height of the mating season for the Futbol Hotties. So let's take a closer look at this intriguing species in her own habitat:

Notice how the futbol Hotties have evolved over time to overtake their closest competitor for male attention? When quizzed on their preference, 100% of males reported that they would choose a six-pack of Futbol Hotties over a six-pack of their favorite beer.

This Futbol Hottie has perfected her man-catching skills. See how she beckons the unsuspecting males through her display of team dominance above her mammary glands?

Credit to http://www.bastardly.com/ for the above pictured killer Hotties.

Research has proven that the Argentinian sub-species of Futbol Hottie has perfected the male mating call.

Brasilian Futbol Hotties rely on entirely different methods of attaining a suitable mate. This Hottie subtly draws attention to her cleavage while promising "just one peek" at the goods before the male is unwittingly seduced. In the Hottie world, Brasilian Hotties are the equivalent of the Great White Shark, a ferocious predator that sits atop the food chain.

Once again, a fine display of evolution. This Hottie offers an open mouth and sizable milk jugs for the interested male. The use of "Ballack" as a space further serves to enhance her compatability with the drunken hooligan.

Some nations are taking steps to preserve their Hottie habitats, including the acquisition of nuclear arms to deter any would-be mating competitors. This Futbol Hottie has the ability to spark an international crisis, and thus her male dominated nation has taken steps to suppress the overt mating displays. Is it preservation or suppression of freedom? You be the judge.

This is the newest adaptation that Futbol Hotties have implemented. Following the peacocking display, the Hottie offers not only a possible nipple-slip, but also blows a kiss to a possible mate. As other males take notice, competition for this Hottie grows violent.

A simple, yet astonishingly effective method of attracting a mate: Place random object in mouth and suck. Males imagine those beautiful eyes in compromising positions. Instant erection.

Peacocking has taken over all over the world as the preferred method of capturing male attention. Add a smile and a peek at her stomach and men everywhere melt.

A rare sight, this Portuguese Hottie has come out of Hottie hiding to offer this simple, yet extremely seductive, pose. Male Futbol fans cannot resist the amazing naval display.

Hotties have been known to attract mates in pairs, or in this case, threesomes. Apparently, males respond better to the potential of mating with more than one woman. At the same time.

These doublemint twins proudly display their "two for one" offering. South Korean males riot in an attempt to take advantage of the sale.

Utilizing the country's flag as a skirt is a unique, but ingenious method of attracting attention. Notice how she sports the daisy dukes under the flag to emphasize her virility.

The Swiss have long been known to house some of the most aesthetically pleasing Hotties on the planet. Unfortunately, over the years, competition has increased from Hotties around the world and the Swiss Hotties have been nearly forgotten. This Hottie rekindles the flame, offering a beautiful bikini top with goodies inside and, of course, an open mouth, or, as the Hottie Hunter likes to call it: the open door policy.

Of course no analysis in Hottie posturing would be complete without the time-tested "Hottie Kiss." This method has proven to be the most resilient and effective method is causing instant male idiocy and violence. Hotties everywhere utilize this on a daily basis to literally cause male incapacitation. Some males have been lucky enought to participate. Bastards.

Credit to The Infidel for these great shots. Hottie Hunting is made possible through this type of hard work.

Gentleman, if you've learned anything in life, you already know that the above is true. Its a fascinating look at how money not only opens doors, but also opens...


Tanning Bed Falls On Hot Blonde
I'm not sure if this vid is legit, but she's hot enough for you to look at until the weird ending. I especially loved when she checked the plumpness of her boobs.



Dumb Blonde Mic Check
This one speaks for itself.


Amazing Blonde and Brunette Hook Up
Had to drop this one just for good measure. Hope you enjoyed. Don't forget to vote for your Hottie of the Month and drop some comments.

So my homeboy Mac G drops a comment earlier in the week saying he loves when chicks kiss chicks. I guess he never saw my earlier post on that topic. So I'm dropping this post for him. He's the muthaphukin JP Morgan of the Blog Business, if ya didn't know. And I'm just Bennie Blanco from da Bronx. EN-FUKIN-JOY!

Anywhere I go, a fly girl will please me. East to West, College girls are easy. The Hottie Hunter decided to hit the College scene to see what the studying hotties were up to. While navigating through the dormitory jungle, the Hottie Hunter was able to snag some promiscuous poon.

How's this for being prepared? The only thing left now is to find 10 to 20 guys to make sure none of the protection is wasted. Any takers?

Florida sure has some nice trees. Oh the College girls are hot too.

UCLA chicks. With a guy that looks petrified of his own shadow. Go figure.

Think I'll go visit the Delta Zeta house.

Daddy would be proud. I sure am.

The Hottie Hunter is back with another installment of Google Hotties!!! Inspired by the infamous Hottest Girls of MySpace, the Hottie Hunter treks through the treacherous Planet Google and bags the hottest Hotties he can find. Summer is long gone in my neck of the woods. The Hotties have all began their hibernation. Thus, the Hottie Hunter couldn't help but hunt girls in bikinis for your viewing pleasure. Actually its more for me. Enjoy -

She's definitely got some fire. And I really want to be the wood.

Ok. I admit this has to be a model shot. Regardless, she was hunted down through Google. This broad is smoking hot. There is a God.

That guy in the background says it all.

Probably another model shot. F*ck it. You'd tag her.

I'm pretty sure one of these Hotties is Miss Brazil. I have a plane to catch.


I guess there's only one way out of this jam. Mud wrestle.

Just a special treat. Enjoy.

Crikey! The elusive prey hid in the VIP, unseen to the naked eye of the average human male. Look how they interact socially with the other class members, laughing and drinking! See how the blokes surround them, acting as if they've never been out of their homes? Its a beautiful sight indeed. And that's why it has become so much more important nowadays to preserve these creatures. Their numbers are dwindling worldwide as the notties and biggies have encroached on their habitat and destroyed their way of life. But with careful effort, we can help revitalize their population and drive back the notties. Please, do what you can to help the effort. Hottie Hunting is a difficult job, but we must all play our parts.





BIG UPS TO Y BAR IN CHICAGO FOR HOSTING A SCHOOL GIRL NIGHT a few weeks back. These hotties were flushed out into the open and hunted down thanks to their efforts.

If it's hotties ye be chasin, ye be at the right place! Chicago's ladies continue in their dominance across the board. If you'd like to see some more midwest talent, check my guy at Big Ten Poon. Thanks to my boy Docksquad for this pic!! Damn right she's a true cubby fan!

Looks like girl #3 is missing out. C'mon! Get involved!

Yep. That's how we do in the CHI!

Don't ask me where this is. Just enjoy it.