The Hottie Hunter

The Hottie Hunter is fresh off a great Friday night. And I hope yours was as Hot as mine. Here's some great links for your tapping pleasure. Enjoy!

1. King Steve and his comedic showcase.

2. Blog of Hilarity presents obesity as a lifestyle choice.

3. On 205th has your sexy mastubatory aide. And she's fucking HOT.

4. Busted Coverage wants to spank some Hotties. And I've got the paddle.

5. LosersWithSocks presents LSU greatness.

6. Tasty Booze is joining the Hottie Hunter in hell. And it was worth it.

7. Hottest Girls of MySpace has the key to your heart.

8. Poon of the SEC has some HOT LSU poon.

9. Epic Carnival has you covered.

10. CoEd Magazine is a new Hottie Hunter favorite.

11. Brahsome busts Roger Clemens.

12. Why Women Are Whores knows your girl has been cheating.

13. Bright Black Internet has found the perfect woman. For beer drinking fisherman.

14. The Putdown has funny chicks.

15. Mac Gs World has the NFL cornered.

Gentleman, today I bring forth an issue that is equally as controversial as it is mouth-watering. The Big Lead dropped a bomb when they first reported that Marko Jaric of Timberwolf fame is playing bedroom sports with Ms. Adriana Lima. FanHouse confirmed it. Bravo Marko, Bravo. Tom Brady ain't got shit on you.

The Hottie Hunter started to wonder, which is the better catch? A professional model, or a College Hottie? The Hottie Hunter is dropping the fucking guantlet. But first, let it be known that the Hottie Hunter does not embark on this excercise to belittle any Hotties or imply anyone is unattractive. Lord knows the Hottie Hunter is awaiting his chance at a Bundchen/Lima/College Hottie sandwich. Now let's analyze below:

Seminole Hottie or Giselle? Setting aside the obvious turn-off of having allowed Tom Brady penetration, Giselle is a world famous supermodel from my favorite Hottie paradise - Brazil. What can the Seminole Hottie possibly have to compete? She's down to fucking earth, that's what. She enjoys sports, and wears cute shirts highlighting her super-college-hottie status. She's also rocking the girl next door look. That cute little smile screams of freaky bedroom antics. The Hottie Hunter chooses the Nole Girl because she fucking rocks. Credit to Hot SEC Poon for the Nole Hottie Pic.

Next up we have a battle of biblical proportions.

This UNC Hottie is off the fuckin charts. So the Hottie Hunter put her up against the legendary Ms. Hedi Klum. Heidi Klum has been rocking the world for decades now and even after she popped a few kids, she's still every man's wet dream. But guess what? She's dolled up for a living. This UNC Hottie is in her bedroom, scantily clad, with a baseball cap, and she still drops the bomb on Heidi Klum. Once again, the Hottie Hunter chooses the College Hottie. Why, you ask? One fucking reason: She'll play ball. With a college Hottie, you have a goddamn chance. They're everywhere. You remember college, don't ya? Frat parties and Hotties. I'm damn sure you've seen a Hottie of this magnitude within 20 yards of you. Heidi? Giselle? You better be a big money athlete or singer to get near that. And for what? The College Hottie is just as smoking hot or hotter. Its all about attainability fellas.

Next up is a Tennessee Hottie up against Ms. Marisa Miller:

A big thanks goes to CollegeHumor for the College Hottie. Her name is Miranda. And she's putting up a serious show against the likes of Ms. Miller. But once again, the Hottie Hunter chooses the College Hottie over the supermodel. Not only is Miranda supercute with her down-home smile, but she's showing some real school spirit. College Hotties aim to please fellas. They watch sports with their men. They get involved in shit. They're looking to drink and have fun. Supermodels? Isn't there some stereotype about coke and eating disorders? Fuck that. Give me the College Hottie who throws down for her team over that shit anyday!

Moving on, I've heard many a men say they rock instant wood if someone even mentions Ms. Adriana Ambrosia. But does anyone here recognize the Hottie I put up against her?

That's Kendall. She just happens to be one of the hottest girls from Tempe12. As in Tempe, AZ, of Arizona State University fame. And she's holding her own against one of the baddest broads this side of a lingerie show. Admittedly, this is a real tough choice. Adriana is beyond Hot. But guess what? You'll never get within ten feet of her. However, if you take a stroll on down to any College party, you can pick up a damn sexy Hottie and play a little game called just the tip. Its magical. So yes, The Hottie Hunter chooses Kendall. Give me College Hotties all day baby.

Lastly, College Hotties are fucking uninhibited. They'll do anything anywhere. See below:

Better yet, check out this article. And check out Drunken Delight. It shouldn't amaze you what happens when College Hotties drink. Regardless, give me a plastered College Hottie over a coke-snorting Professional Model anyday. Or give me both. At the same time.

I'm sure I haven't heard the last of this post. Feel free to drop comments to debate the Hottie/Model competition. Also don't forget to check out Poon of the SEC.

The Hottie Hunter has been so busy pursuing prey globally that he's inadvertently neglected the Hometown Hotties. Well fear not fellow spear weilders, The Hottie Hunter has brought forth his full contingent in hunting down the Club Hotties! Bask in their glory gentleman:

The Hottie Hunter had forgotten how spectacular Chicago Nightlife could be. Hotties love to touch each other.


And kiss each other.
Nice pose. Oh what am I doing? Oh nothing. Just staring intently into your one eye. Hoping I might get glimpse of the other eye. Oh don't tease me. Please don't tease me!

So what are you doing after work? Oh meeting your boyfriend are you? Well I can take care of that little problem for you.

Hotties love to pose for the camera. Its like birdwatching. They know your watching. They give you a little feather and fly away. Fly away Hottie. Fly!!!

Oh! OOPS! Is that a little nipple action for the Hottie Hunter? Oh you shouldn't have!

Stumbling upon Hotties is freakin' great. The greatest discoveries in the world were stumbled upon. As the Hottie Hunter was raiding the lost art of poon chasing, Ms. Veronic Araujo scampered across my path. Needless the say, the Hottie Hunter was stunned. After a brief struggle where the Hottie Hunter's pants accidently came loose, Ms. Araujo was gleefully subdued and dragged to my lair, where I proceeded to vigorously interrogate the Hottie. Over and over again.

Special Treat for my loyal readers. Let this be your inspiration as you head out tonight hunting for an inebriated poonie to trick and treat. Enjoy -

Halloween Hottie Hunting never ends!! Here's some great Hottie Shot Girls, bagged and tagged by yours truly.

There's really only one thing I can think of on hump day. Its the same damn thing I think of everyday. Hotties. and Humping Hotties. We all know it goes hand in hand. So while the Hottie Hunter was in the jungles of Hottietopia, he was ambushed by a tribe of Lingerie Hotties. They took the Hottie Hunter to a Victoria's Secret Paradise, filled with Hotties in skimpy, sexy outfits. Needless to say, the Hottie Hunter had to escape, after bagging some Hotties for your viewing pleasure. Oh the things I go through to please my loyal readers. Enjoy -

Victoria's Secret - Watch a funny movie here

I love models.

Today, I borrow an idea from the Hotties of Myspace, and I present to you the Hotties of Google Images. Its surprising how much treasure has yet to be discovered from the shipwreck that is Google. Marooned on Diamond Island, Google contains priceless artifacts and poon. The Hottie Hunter risked life and limb to locate this Diamond Island and kick Gilligan and his worthless friends out (execpt Ginger and Maryann. They can stay). Without further delay, The Hottie Hunter presents the spoils of his hunt: