The Hottie Hunter

Hottie Hunting is a freaking phenomenon. And I'm happy to live it. Check out these Hottie Hunters for some intermission entertainment:

The Angry T has hot drunk girls at a horse race.

Epic Carnival presents tennis hotties and why we should care.

Hottest Girls of MySpace snagged a HOTTT Brazilian Barbie.

COED Magazine has the 50 hottest WAGS.

Mac G wants you to smell that Kentucky blue Moss.

Hottie Hunter's prolonged absence has taken a toll on his connections. So I'm here today to journey to my roots and find that which made the Hottie Hunter so great: THE PEOPLE. Yes, the people kept my Hottie Hunting alive while I nearly perished. So check out these Hottie Hunter approved links and bask in the glory of nature at its absolute best -

On 205th is a great fucking site. They've got a Hottie sanctuary on their website and I need to visit more often. See what I mean?

Hottest Girls of MySpace is legendary. Trust me. See below:

Busted Coverage is another Hottie Hunting elite site. Hot chicks and sports. Sick combination.

I've got plenty more sites to thank for keeping the Hottie Hunting alive. Stay tuned for more Hottie Hunting.

Meanwhile, the Hottie Hunter needs a Hottie of the Week. Send suggestions to hottiehunterforlife@gmail.com.

Here's some Hottie Hunter approved links for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy -

1. Why Women Are Whores - The Worst Breed of Whore.

2. Hottest Girls of MySpace - Christina Hall needs to meet me.

3. TastyBooze - Fuck Tequila. Give me some Rattlesnake Vodka.

4. Epic Carnival - Buzzer Beatin'

5. Poon of the SEC - Spring Ahead Poon.

6. COED Magazine - Tennis Hottie.

7. Holy Taco - I used to be a DMX fan.

8. Dirty Rotten Whore - Pam Anderson is dirty.

9. Drunken Stepfather - What the hell is a Bai Ling?

10. Blog of Hilarity - Women should not sleep on planes.

11. On 205th - Pole Dancing Airlines. The only way to fly.

12. The Putdown - Seven Sexiest Music Videos.

Since the Hottie Hunter has taken a serious backseat to my incessant desire for materialistic satisfaction, I'm dropping some linkage on you to keep you entertained between posts. Enjoy - (Holy crap that chick is HOT).

This chick is just asking for it. Perfect booty. High heel boots. Gorgeous face. Innocent smile. And bent over a car hood. Fucking asking for it.

6. Bruce Willis is a Pimp - On 205th.

7. She's Not Pregant, She's Just Fat - Blog of Hilarity.

8. Charlize Theron Drunk? - DrunkenStepFather.

9. Funniest Blog Ever - Kissing Suzy Kolber.

10. Roid Report - Epic Carnival.

11. Chris Berman at his Best - Brahsome.

12. Drunk Shame - COED Magazine.

Its another Sunday Hottie Hunters. Hope your Saturday night was better than mine. I'm working on 2 hours sleep and its not Hottie Hunter worthy. Let's get through this Sunday with some awesome linkage. Enjoy -

1. Drunkenstepfather - Nina Moric in a bikini.

2. The Schlub Report - Punish women drivers.

3. Coed Magazine - Tom Cruise Scientology Video.

4. Epic Carnival - The Roid Report.

5. Hottest Girls on Facebook presents the poor man's Mariah Carey.

6. On 205th - Packers fans are serious.

7. Busted Coverage - Today's spankings.

8. Hotties of youtube - The Return of Carmen.

9. Paul's World - Alena Seredova is HOT.

10. Blog of Hilarity - Eminem hits obesity.

11. WhyWomenAreWhores - Recognize Whoreism. Hugh Hefner did.

1. Hottest Girls of MySpace presents Nadia Kiss.

2. COED Magazine crowns Kara Moore.

3. Busted Coverage wants to be the French President.

4. On 205th discovers Joanna Krupa. The Hottie Hunter loved her first.

5. The Putdown has the craziest chicks he ever dated.

6. Why Women Are Whores likes "different" ads.

7. Hotties of Youtube presents Naughty Nikki.

8. Brahsome drops Aural Sex.

9. Losers With Socks has the SEC Grudge.

10. Mac Gs World identifies a serial wife-beater. Pioneer? You be the judge.

The Hottie Hunter is fresh off a great Friday night. And I hope yours was as Hot as mine. Here's some great links for your tapping pleasure. Enjoy!

1. King Steve and his comedic showcase.

2. Blog of Hilarity presents obesity as a lifestyle choice.

3. On 205th has your sexy mastubatory aide. And she's fucking HOT.

4. Busted Coverage wants to spank some Hotties. And I've got the paddle.

5. LosersWithSocks presents LSU greatness.

6. Tasty Booze is joining the Hottie Hunter in hell. And it was worth it.

7. Hottest Girls of MySpace has the key to your heart.

8. Poon of the SEC has some HOT LSU poon.

9. Epic Carnival has you covered.

10. CoEd Magazine is a new Hottie Hunter favorite.

11. Brahsome busts Roger Clemens.

12. Why Women Are Whores knows your girl has been cheating.

13. Bright Black Internet has found the perfect woman. For beer drinking fisherman.

14. The Putdown has funny chicks.

15. Mac Gs World has the NFL cornered.

Today, the Hottie Hunter departs on his journey of self-reflection and Hottie Hunterism. Much like Batman, the Hottie Hunter leaves his earthly belongings behind on a quest to find his inner Hunter, nunchcuking the shit out of disobedient ninja's along the way. But, I do not forget those that have made the Hottie Hunter so great, you, my dear apprentice Hunters.

First, a favor to ask of you. The Hottie Hunter has received grumblings of discontent with the site layout. Some say the background takes away from the Hottieism. Some say the text is hard to decipher with that broad in the background. Whatever it may be, The Hottie Hunter is a perfectionist. Vote for what you think I should do with this site. Also, drop me a few suggestions at hottiehunterforlife@gmail.com and I'll implement the majority rule. That's Democracy, Hottie Hunter style.

Now I'll leave you with some Quagmire caliber links. Giggidy Giggidy.

For some MySpace Hottness, check out Hottest Girls of MySpace.

Next, meander over to Mac Gs World for some diversified entertaining.

Hang a left at the next virtual street and stop at Tasty Booze, you won't be sorry.

Whoops! How'd that get there? I thought we were whoring out websites?

Some serious vengeance awaits you at BustedCoverage. Eat it BigTen Lawyers.

Now that you're all riled up, check out Brahsome for some Morning Wood.

I'm sure you need some sports action by now so hit the Epic Carnival.

Find joy in the obligatory Lucy Pinder photo at The Putdown.

The Hottie Hunter could not resist posting this. Every man's wet dream. If you deny it, you're lying. Liar.

If you're looking for College Action, check out Losers With Socks.

Sometimes you need celebrity action, so go see DrunkenStepfather.

The name alone beckons you. Dirty Rotten Whore.

Back to some sports action, see The Big Lead.

And of course, if you need all around entertaining, check out Asylum.

If you just need to find shit to look at, Camel Tap is your spot.

And to wrap up, check out the sites in My Hottie Hunter Network on the right.

We all know Hottie Hunting is hard work. And we all know how bad we want to tap that piece up there. So the Hottie Hunter appreciates those that spend the time entertaining us while we seek Hottie nirvana. Today, the Hottie Hunter offers to you his newest feature, The Link Hunter: Hottie Hunter approved entertainment. You know its Grade A if it has my stamp of approval. So tap these links!

1. Miss Internet 2007 at The Hottest Girls of MySpace.

2. Purple Jesus Clips from Mac Gs World.

3. 15 Best Vince Vaughn Quotes at Tasty Booze. The Hottie Hunter loves this compilation.

4. PhotoShoppin Like a Pro at Epic Carnival.

5. Cajun Victory at Poon of the SEC.