The Hottie Hunter, on his usual hunt, stumbled across a boobalicious braud that nobody's ever heard of. Or at least I've never heard of. And the funny thing is, there's more and more I see everyday. Goddamn there's some dick-hardening women in the land of music videos! CHOOSE YOUR HOTTIE OF THE WEEK FROM HERE!
Nicole LaBarbera. Half Spanish, Half Sicilian. Wow. What a fucking combo. I'm actually afraid. You'd be scared too. She's got two brothers. 
Jenna Dewan. A fucking goddess? She was in a Janet Jackson video. And she's the main chick from some movie called Step Up. I got your Step Up right here Jenna.
Vanna Black. She's what happens when Wheel of Fortune meets the streets. She's a rapper and a model. Daddy like.
Lisa Marie. This chick is dirty. Just look at her. I'm talking filthy. She'd be the best ride of your life. Where have you seen her? Shake Ya Tailfeather.
Nina Roxanne. Now why you wanna go and do that, girl? That's the Hottie from T.I.'s video. Innocent looking, but a devil in disguise. My kind of girl next door.
There you have it folks. Five badass Hotties. Vote for your favorite and the winner is crowned Hottie of the Week.
